Purple Musings

Top Ten Purple Things

Purple Hair Dye for Purple hair
Purple Nail Varnish for Purple nails
Purple Paint for Purple Rooms
Purple Tights for Purple Legs
Purple Make-Up for Purple Lips, Eyes, etc.
Purple Inflatable Cushions for Purple People to sit on
Purple Velvet for Purple clothes, bags, anything you think of
Purple Furniture for even Purpler rooms
Blackcurrant Drinks and Sweets for Purple lips,
tongues and occasionally teeth
Anything else that's Purple
(except Barney the Dinosaur, who should die)

Things That "Taste" Purple

Chocolate is Purple
Good music is purple:
therefore, Nine Inch Nails, Jack Off Jill, Moist, The Cure
and other such bands are purple.
Computers are purple, except when they crash and dump your work
three times in a row, in which case they aren't even lilac.
My pet hamsters Reznor and Paz are actually purple,
even though you can't see it.
I am purple, and my friends are all purple.
Since you're reading this, you're very probably purple too!

Random purple thoughts...

Why does purple look better on black women? Grr.. no fair...
Why is it so hard to find purple Christmas decorations?
Why doesn't purple hair dye stay purple?
Why does it have to go kind of pink?
Why does it have to be so hard to co-ordinate purple accessories?
Everybody should agree on one shade of purple!
(but since even I don't I can't really complain...)

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