Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" and "clear" buttons are at the bottom.
Well, random buttons are. They might work.
I don't know. I'm not from your country.
Are you obsessed with the colour purple?
Do you buy totally useless things because they're purple?
Do you dye your hair purple?
Do you quote Eddie Izzard at any given opportunity?
Do you quote "The Crow" (the film) at any given opportunity?
D you wear PVC (vinyl) clothing?
Do you have any mood jewellery?
Do you wear ridiculous numbers of rings?
Do you have panicky feelings if you go out without your rings?
Do you hit people who try and take pictures of you without make-up?
Do you wear a dog collar?
Do you claim it's purpose is to keep your head attached?
Do you play bass guitar?
Have you named your bass guitar? (eg. Robert Smith)
Do you bite?
Do you like being bitten?
Do you like chains?
Does your mother keep you away from churches so they don't have to reconsecrate them after you leave?
Is your mother scared of you?
Do you claim to go up to 12 years of age and then start again from 1? (eg. 21 years old claiming to be 9)
O-kay!
